was born in Anchorage, AK to a band of outlaw Eskimos building a giant laser that they hoped would bring warmth and beach tourism to their frozen seaside town. Taken away from Alaska by missionaries, Tanner spent most of his youth in Virginia playing soccer, jamming forks into light sockets, and building “American Gladiators” style obstacle courses in his back yard, and after going to Florida State University to study snack foods, Tanner grew to over 2000 lbs. Today, with the weight off, Tanner serves the Youth Programs department of Habitat and lives in Americus, GA, where he will run for mayor on a “Pecans are Delicious” platform and win in a landside. He hopes to someday have someone name a sandwich after him. <a href="http://www.besttermpaper.com">paper writing</a>